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Post by sarahconnor on Aug 18, 2006 22:27:44 GMT -5
I would like to start the ball rolling by adding my current thoughts!!
.......You keep wishing a space ship would come rescue us!!
....... Asking for the Ibyss to please step in!!
........You step out of the darkness
........See the world for what it really is.
.........Talk with God
.........Cut ties with the "powers that be"
Because they ain't gonna use this little duck anymore to complete their experiment.
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Post by texasrose on Aug 21, 2006 7:31:45 GMT -5
......you scratch more then the dog.
.....you get the mail in full length coat when it's 100 degrees outside.
.....your new formal dress makes you look like a mummy.
.....a towlet brush is a great back scratcher.
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Post by sarahconnor on Aug 22, 2006 21:17:55 GMT -5
...... Forget - mid way through a sentence ...... Don't know what day it is ...... Spend 5 hours soaking in a bath of epsom salts ....... Have seizures (Oh sorry these are some sort of Somatization Disorder)!! ....... Have lesions like big cratters - with 3 white prongs inside. ....... pimple things that express BLUE!! ....... grit in ya teeth, fibers in ya mouth, eyes and every other orifice, and body fluid ....... Drop ya 'delusions' on ya friends couch and coffee table ....... Feel like ya being choked by ya own skin ....... Moles and freckles that were once lesions!! ....... Make freckles disappear by rubbing them off! ....... Wake up with blue under ya finger nails ....... Grit and fibers in ya bed ....... Disfurged and look nothing like ya should genetically ....... Skin ya can lift and roll ....... Ya scalp hair grows into ya face and eyebrows *** More to come - step right up people - time to get an eye full of what suffering Morgellons is really all about ***
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Post by grafalin on Sept 15, 2006 8:22:08 GMT -5
....... you WISH you had DOP!
....... you spend more on band aides, neosporin WITH pain killer, etc. than food
........ AIDS looks treatable in comparison
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Post by whiterose on Sept 16, 2006 21:51:08 GMT -5
........you tried to pull a black filament out of your arm and it pulled back
........the vacuum and the water softner become nesscessities
........your nails make an obvious change in appearance prior to each occurence
........you take a pain pill from the dentist and are amazed at all the pain that went away all over your body
........tops that tie around the neck are very uncomfortable
........you no longer have many lesions during an outbreak, but are very aware of strange goings on inside your body
........you have a scab on your head that keeps showing up in different places
........when you first acquired it electrical things went crazy around you including all the electrical going out in the car numerous times, this is real fun at 55 and in the night, NOT
........when you first have it you are unable to feel the heat of water, i.e. sitting at the tub, running your childrens' bath, your hand under the faucet and they start screaming, you quickly pull them out and see the steam coming out of the tub but to your hand it feels lukewarm. ........you find different members of your family looking at you aghast as you put your hand in boiling water and realize this is not normal.
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Post by sarahconnor on Sept 17, 2006 20:32:19 GMT -5
.....NOTHING shows up in your blood excpet LOW IRON
.....NO reasonably explanation for the low iron
..... My body can't absort iron, WHY???
..... My body is functioning on 50%
..... An unknown disease is preventing my body from absorbing the iron or I am bleeding internally.
It is all just too much isn't it people.
Take care please. x
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Post by thinker on Sept 21, 2006 15:34:56 GMT -5
......you want to ban marriage between nematodes and plants!!
.......you - uh - I forgot :-)
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Post by Lord Haw Haw on Sept 21, 2006 18:46:47 GMT -5
You think "Morgellons is spelled "Margellons"
-Lord Haw Haw
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Post by aussie on Sept 23, 2006 23:54:03 GMT -5
Dear Lord Haw Haw,
"Margellons" is the mediator over at the morgellonswatch site, a very odd place where some of the posters do their level best to rubbish each other, and disenfranchise anyone who says they have Morgellons and asks for advice. It's quite disturbing.
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Post by sarahconnor on Oct 2, 2006 5:44:18 GMT -5
Well yes to answer that one, I do post at Morgellons Watch, and I DO have Morgellons.
I used to live in epsom salt baths for close to 5 - 6 hours.
These days it takes all my energy just to get in the bath and then get out.
Not really a fun life suffering Morgies, but heck I have learn't a lot.
I agree Aussie it is disturbing that I do go to Morgellons Watch, but others will tell you, before you came on board, some people just like myself were being bounced all over the internet on different websites looking for help. If your googling skills aren't that good it is hard to find the right place.
There are some bad people on these forums, I learnt that they call them Trolls and these people speak in internet language, and basically follow people around and make life hell for them. It has happened to me since doing this.
I hope you now understand why I lost my temper and had a tantrum.
Sorry bout dat....
Sho - will tell you what sort of a person I am, we have spoken on the phone, she is a top lady.
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Post by sarahconnor on Oct 2, 2006 5:46:19 GMT -5
Also - you have Morgellons if...........
....... you start to use terminology such as "be well"
....... nanoo nanoo
....... ET phone home
........ and finally "whats happening my fibers aren't talking to me today"!
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Post by 0happyday on Dec 14, 2006 2:15:52 GMT -5
.......A night out is Walmart at 3 in the morning .
.......You have more than one Dr who has sent you letters of termination. .......You take a hair, with what seems to be a nit in it, and the dermatologist looks under the microscope and laughs because there is a knot in it.
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Post by aligator on Jan 6, 2007 2:41:23 GMT -5
....wonder who in the neighborhood has the universal remote
....hide from the UPS guy
....your garbage man swears you have a pet but has never seen one
....your garbage man also wonders what is like to be a mystery shopper (from all the products that dont work
....Sex just doesnt occur to you
....your husband does all the shopping
....you find hobbies you can do "at home"
....suddenly playing checkers by yourself is not such a bad idea
....you resemble your pet
....your husband thinks that when you were PMSing those were the good ol' days
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Post by 0happyday on Jan 6, 2007 2:55:37 GMT -5
As a last resort you call the exterminator to try to find out what's wrong with you.
Only after you've visited your dogs vet and got nowhere.
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Post by aligator on Jan 6, 2007 4:45:37 GMT -5
....you are 30 but feel more like 90
....you can cough up furballs bigger than your cat
....you scare your infant with the latest home remedy you forgot to take off your face
....your family doesnt recocnize you anymore
....you find no enjoyment in flirting with the cute pizza delivery boy
....you have five bucks to your name and spend it on epsomsalt
....you miss the pot of coffee you USED TO DRINK
....you want to slap the next doctor who says DOP
....your favorite song is Scratch me baby one more time, by Itchy Spears
....you've joined Alcohol Anonymus for all the wrong reasons
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Post by sarahconnor on Jan 6, 2007 4:57:41 GMT -5
Wow!!! - the comments are incredible people!!!!
So TRUE!! How comforting it is to know that it is not just "I" that has experienced all the bizarreness there is to experience with Morgellons.
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Post by aligator on Jan 6, 2007 5:04:00 GMT -5
....you presented your self as an Afgahn Blanket for Halloween
....you thought you had a few more years to go before you worried about your health
....you are now shopping in the Natural Istle at the grocery store
....you are not fat but on a diet
....you can now have more respect for the Incredible Hulk
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Post by aligator on Jan 6, 2007 5:10:45 GMT -5
....you cant decide what to wear today, doesnt really matter cause your not going anywhere anyway
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Post by sarahconnor on Jan 6, 2007 21:58:34 GMT -5
..... both vacumm cleaners won't work
..... the dishwasher has blown up
..... the hot water is now not working
..... I did have something nice to wear, but I would prefer to have a nice shower before dressing!!
..... You got NO MONEY
I hate this stuff sometimes!!!!!!!!!! Arrhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by gracebeours on Jan 6, 2007 22:52:57 GMT -5
...you can't go an hour without looking at specks of stuff with your microscope eyepiece. ...you perform scientific experiments on your own body that you would never allow to be performed on animals. ...you talk to tiny organisms as if they care what you think; sometimes in a threatening tone, only to find out you are talking to yourself! ...it looks like a truckload of herbal remedies spilling all of its contents into your kitchen. ...you take more pills in one day than your grandmother did her whole life. ...when you have a "bad hair day", it means your hair is really misbehaving. ...your secret fantasy is to "shake hands and hug" all the fine doctors you've dealt with, hoping some of the "lint" will latch on to them. ...finally, you begrudgingly accept the DOP diagnosis, because at least if people think you are crazy, it gives you an opportunity to open up and tell people things you've seen that you held inside before. After all, if this stuff doesn't make you crazy, you haven't had it long enough or observed some of the finer details and marvels of these little guys !!!
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Post by aligator on Jan 8, 2007 2:00:59 GMT -5
....you've replaced all the china in your hutch with vitamins, because frankly you have no place else to put them
....your bathroom has a better selection of lotions and potions than all your local stores
....tea trea and aloe vera is your best friend
....you sweat more in your sleep than you ever did working out
....wonder if "you are what you eat" than am i just one big hunk of garlic?
....want to hurry up and find who's responsible for this so you can put them over your knee for a good old fashioned spanking.....and I'm being nice here
.....and finally you realize, it is what it is, anger only takes away positive energy, and learn to accept and deal with it the best you can with the grace and inner strength YOU KNOW YOU HAVE.
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Post by aligator on Jan 9, 2007 2:59:52 GMT -5
....you have seriously considered stealing your childs pottychair for your night time duties
....you consider yourself a "one man band" and are now taking requests. (All of my joints crack)
....you are putting aside a little extra money every month for your denture fund
....clipping cupons is a major hobby
..curse silently to yourself while strolling the soda and chip isle
....chocolate is not your friend, and ice cream is your enemy
....Your Great Aunt Edna looks better than you
....you wonder if plastic surgery applies to you
....hope that Dr. Phil comes down with this stuff
....Your personal ad reads: S/W/F enjoys sipping chamomile tea in long luxurios baths while plucking unidentified objects from skin. seeking man with microscope and an open mind
....your feet are so swollen they look like two loaves of bread
....your dreams of being a supermodel have come to a screeching hault
....you don't need to press any buttons to make the microwave work
....you are so bloated everytime you walk into the room someone shouts "hey KOOL-AID"
....your dog eats better than you do
.... your night vision is so bad youre lucky to find the front door after letting the pooches out for one last potty run
....the Hunch Back of Notre Dame has got nothin' on you
....your house is so fuzzy even the roaches are cruzin' around in dune buggys....lol
te hee hee, this board is so fun.......
.....on your your worst day, you still look better than Michael Jackson
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Post by aligator on Jan 13, 2007 14:34:06 GMT -5
....you have a bio hazard sign on your front door
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Post by aligator on Jan 13, 2007 14:38:31 GMT -5
....You've ever been asked " honey where are the Q-tips, I swear I just bought some.
....You started buying stock in Upsheher Smith Laboratories inc.
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Post by aligator on Jan 13, 2007 14:42:12 GMT -5
....you are starting to look a little bit like swiss cheese
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Post by aligator on Jan 13, 2007 15:10:04 GMT -5
....you are second after Donald Trump as having the worst hairstyle in the world
....while laying in bed you give a whole new meaning to the horizontal mambo
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Post by 0happyday on Apr 1, 2007 0:14:01 GMT -5
You find yourself washing your daughters Barbie Glamour Head in the dog's Flea and Tick Shampoo.
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Post by aligator on Apr 1, 2007 1:26:01 GMT -5
YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVE CONTESTS ON WHO CAN DOWN THEIR VITAMINS THE FASTEST.
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Post by bugsy on Apr 4, 2007 11:41:17 GMT -5
You think of yourself as someone who would rather have "dellusions of grandeur" as opposed to an individual who has "delusions of bugs biting you."
~Bugsy ;D
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Post by gracebeours on Apr 5, 2007 15:27:26 GMT -5
You can laugh and cry at the same thing.
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