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Post by mfromcanada on Nov 13, 2006 11:37:25 GMT -5
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bc
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Post by bc on Nov 13, 2006 11:51:57 GMT -5
I like the part that say think of something happy . take care god loves us
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Post by aussie on Dec 23, 2006 17:54:02 GMT -5
Subject: From the mouths of babes
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
>presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked
>them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe
>these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise
>you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders,
>6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
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>1. Don't change horses...... ......until they stop running.
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>2. Strike while the...... ......bug is close.
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>3. It's always darkest before...... ......Daylight SavingTime.
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>4. Never underestimate the power of...... ......termites.
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>5. You can lead a horse to water but...... ......how?
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>6. Don't bite the hand that...... .looks dirty.
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>7. No news...... .......impossible.
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>8. A miss is as good as a...... ......Mr.
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>9. You can't teach an old dog new...... ......math.
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>10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... ......stink in the
>morning.
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>11. Love all, trust...... .me.
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>12. The pen is mightier than the...... ......pigs.
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>13. An idle mind is...... ......the best way to relax.
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>14. Where there's smoke there's...... ......pollution.
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>15. Happy the bride who...... ......gets all the presents.
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>16. A penny saved is...... ......not m uch.
>17. Two's company, three's...... .the Musketeers.
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>18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...... ......you put on to go to
>bed.
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>19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you cry and...... ......you
>have to blow your nose.
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>20. There are none so blind as...... ......Stevie Wonder.
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>21. Children should be seen and not...... ......spanked or grounded.
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>22. If at first you don't succeed...... ......get new batteries.
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>23.You get out of something only what you...... ......see in the
>picture on the box.
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>24. When the blind lead the blind...... ......get out of the way.
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>And the WINNER and last one..... .....are you ready for this?
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>25. Better late than............ ............pregnant.
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Post by sarahconnor on Dec 23, 2006 20:25:21 GMT -5
HA!!! very good.
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Post by whiterose on Dec 25, 2006 1:29:31 GMT -5
This is a story of a little 5 year-olds kindergarten experience. This little girl had a wonderful mom who worked at the school so that she could be close not only to this 5 year old but also to her other 2 sisters. After about a week of school, this 5 year old was having a lot of anxiety about being their with out her mom. Even though the mom was in the school, this still perplexed the child. So one of the teacher and a school counselor said, We'll handle this.
They take the five year old little girl into a room and explain, how her daddy has a job and has to go to work, her mommy has a job that she also has to do and you have a job and that is kindergarten. Thinking it was all under control, everyone happily goes home. The next morning the 5 year old walks into the classroom, straight up to the teacher and looks her in the eyes and say, "I Quit". Out of the mouths of babes.
whiterose
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