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Post by 0happyday on Dec 14, 2006 6:18:21 GMT -5
WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIST HOTLINE:
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1.....repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call. Please stay on the line.
If you are schizophrenic, please wait and a little voice will tell you what to do.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what you do, no one cares about you anyway.
TRY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY (the doctor will see you soon)
My shrink loved this one!
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Post by 0happyday on Dec 15, 2006 1:17:57 GMT -5
I just thought of another one:
If you are a family member of someone who has one of the symptoms listed above dial "0" immediately, and we'll send the guys with the straight jackets to pick them up.
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